Drabbles, Harry Potter (Trio), PG.

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These were both written for hp100 several years ago.

Title: Just Curious
Fandom: Harry Potter, Trio-era
Rating: PG, no warning
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Draco
Notes: I can't say I really understand this one. *shrug*

"I can’t believe we’re here."

"Stuff it, Potter." Draco studied the St. Mungo’s sign. “You suppose it might fall under ‘Creature-Induced Injuries‘?”

“If you’re so curious, ask the Welcome Witch. But I’m staying here.”

Draco shrugged and walked to the desk marked ‘Inquiries’. Harry sat, grabbed a copy of The Daily Prophet, and pretended he was invisible. He didn’t look up when the blonde witch at the Inquiries area laughed loudly. Only when Draco returned did he speak.

“I hope you’re satisfied.”

Draco grinned suggestively. “You want to be the first St. Mungo’s patient treated for being shagged too much?”

Title: Insecurity
Fandom: Harry Potter, Trio-era
Rating: PG, no warning
Characters/Pairings: Ron/Hermione, Madam Pomfrey

“What’s wrong, Mr. Weasley?”

Ron shifted, and embarrassment wasn‘t the only reason. “You know I have a girlfriend?”

Madam Pomfrey nodded. “Miss Granger?”

“Right. I was feeling a little insecure when we were being...well...”

“I know what you mean. Continue.”

“Well, I tried to make a certain area bigger, and it went a little wrong.”

Her eyes dropped to his pants before she could stop herself. “You mean...?”

He pulled his left hand out of his robes. The hand was three times its normal size.

Madam Pomfrey started laughing nervously.

“What?” Ron asked. “It was smaller than my other hand!”